[Found this crazy itinerary online. Fits a crazy couple like us. Credits go to ITGO Travel.]
Day 1: Arrive in Bangkok. Some sightseeing, and overnight in Bangkok.
Day 2: Fly to Phuket ( an scenic island in the south ). Sightseeing on Phuket island and overnight in Phuket.
Day 3: Excursion to nearby Coral Island. Overnight in Phuket.
Day 4: Excursion to Phi Phi Island by boat. Overnight on Phi Phi island.
Day 5: Come back to Phuket. Afternoon fly back to Bangkok and overnight.
Day 6: Morning fly to Yangon ( capital of Myanmar ). Sightseeing in the city and overnight.
Day 7: Morning drive to Kyaikhtiyo Mountain Pagoda. Overnight on the mountains.
Day 8:
Drive back to Yangon. On the way visit Bago ( former Mon capital ).
Board on a night sleeper train at Bago train station. Overnight on the
train heading north to Mandalay.
Day 9: Arrive Mandalay in the morning. Sightseeing in the city and overnight in Mandalay.
Day 10: Excursion to Amarapura ( an ancient capital ), Sagaing hills and Mingun. Come back to Mandalay for overnight.
Day 11: Morning leave Mandalay by boat on the Ayeyarwaddy river down to Bagan. Arrive Bagan in the afternoon and overnight.
Day 12: Sightseeing and visiting Temples in Bagan. Overnight in Bagan.
Day 13: Excursion to Mt Popa ( an extinct volcano ). Drive back to Bagan for overnight.
Day 14:
Morning fly to Heho ( a town on Shan mountains ). Continue to Inle Lake
( a scenic lake on the mountains ). Excursion on Inle Lake by boat and
overnight in Inle Lake.
Day 15: Excursion to Taunggyi ( the capital of Shan state ) by car. Overnight in Inle Lake.
Day 16: Drive to Pindaya. Visit limestone caves and temples. Overnight in Pindaya.
Day 17: Drive to Kalaw, a scenic resort town. Short hiking and overnight in Kalaw.
Day 18: Morning transfer to Heho and fly to Yangon. Sightseeing and shopping. Overnight in Yangon.
Day 19: Fly to Chiang Mai in northern Thailand. Sightseeing in Chiang Mai and overnight.
Day 20: Drive to Chiang Rai . Sightseeing and Overnight.
Day 21:
Drive to Mae Sai ( Thailand border town with Myanmar ). Continue to the
golden triangle point ( Thailand, Laos and Myanmar meet together here
). Drive to Chiang Khong and cross the Mekong river by boat to get into
Lao's Bokeo province.
Day 22: Bokeo to Udomsay in Laos.
Day 23: Udomsay.
Day 24: Udomsay to Luang Namtha.
Day 25: Luang Namtha.
Day 26: Luang Namtha to Udomsay.
Day 27: Udomsay to Luang Prabang.
Day 28: Sightseeing in and around Luang Prabang.
Day 29: By car to Vang Vieng in Vientine province..
Day 30: By car to Nam Ngum Dam Lake.
Day 31: By car to Vientiane.
Day 32: Vientiane and cross the border back to Thailand's Nong Khai town. Board on the night sleeper train heading to Bangkok.
Day 33: Arrive Bangkok in the morning. Overnight in Bangkok.
Day 34: Departure Bangkok to your country.